Office Bitch

So, with my company’s value plummeting owing to your ineptitude, laziness, and crass incompetence, my shares have hit rock bottom—and I know just the bottom that needs thrashing to rectify this lamentable situation. Your continual failures have dragged us down, undermining all the hard work and effort that should have propelled us forward. It’s painfully clear that your lack of dedication and careless mistakes have put us in this dire state, and I refuse to watch it continue.

I will not tolerate this behaviour again. The time for excuses is over. Just how thorough and severe will I need to be to show you that I am very, very angry with you? I think I know! There will be no leniency, no second chances—only firm, unwavering correction until you understand the gravity of your shortcomings and get back on track. Consider this your final warning: shape up or face the consequences.